Tuesday, January 24, 2006

My Octagirl

Aside from physical features, there are eight essential traits I look for in a woman.

Looking for

Female Homo sapiens sapiens

Ingredients

I. Intelligence


It's Eisenhower!
"No, it's Napoleon," she says
But Aristotle...

II. Humor

"Haha that's funny!"
Sure it is. How about me?
"No!" And we both laugh

III. Understanding of Caesar

A supplication
For when the Corsarius fumes
Teardrops when he falls

IV. Height <= 5'5"

Holding hands is good
But arm over her shoulders
Is a blessing, too

V. Fondness for Babytalk

Pru pru chipop. Plitch?
Mou? Maw maw...mou. Byay! Kuku
Tseepap! Puu. Mou. Puyt.

VI. Apologetic

It takes more courage
To say one word instead of three
Egotists, sorry

VII. Constructive Critic

Scribbled in green ink:
"Hm. Wrong parallelism."
Fifth revision, then!

VIII. Adulthood

Some things can't be said
But know that when boy meets girl
Humans multiply


Tita Bing of Warmstone tagged me to do this. The haikus aren't required, I just spiced up the meme. Now let's see, can Jonas, Claudzki, Gari, Hera, Quel, Sunset Eyes, Vaninski, and Yayam answer the call?

The basic rules: The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.Need to mention the sex of the target.Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again. Example here.

22 Comments:

Anonymous ia said...

V. Fondness for Babytalk
VIII. Adulthood


ROTFLMAO! PWN3D! JEJEJEJE!


*gasp*


Ok, I'll stop bursting into acronyms now.


FYI: Mou is a Japanese word, signifies disappointment or related feelings.

10:48 PM  
Anonymous gari said...

hahaha i am not yet into looking.

i intend not to wallow into that
whatever.

there's a chapter in malcolm gladwell's blink about that.

bakit kaya 8-octave pa. :-)

tchahashahsa

11:00 PM  
Blogger Corsarius said...

ia, thanks for pointing me to the meaning of those last two acronyms ;) gah, i'm not a true geek! yep..i know the meaning of 'mou'. you told me sometime ago.

why not, gari? hehe. malcolm gladwell? i've never read any of his works. maybe as soon as i graduate. three months na lang!

12:17 AM  
Anonymous Chelz said...

well, the girl you described sounds somewhat like me.
ego = boosted. :)

7:09 AM  
Blogger snst_blvd said...

our block is the mecca of baby talkers. you should meet my girl classmates then. lol ^_^

12:05 PM  
Blogger vaN said...

hahaha. ur so creative! ;)

i got tagged by this before. :P

6:37 PM  
Blogger Corsarius said...

chelz, believe me, the world is a much better place with women like you. ;) of course, i'm biased.

really now? can't really imagine it, sunset. :P i've really never seen a bunch of people baby-talking. 'cept for babies, of course!

nina, nah, it's just the lack of a better thing to do. school stuff ranks way below in interest level, hehe.

7:21 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

i'd rather go 4 n adult woman

8:54 PM  
Anonymous gari said...

would a bisexual target increase doubled the 8-octave?

just wondering. :-)

4:47 PM  
Blogger Corsarius said...

andy, adult women do have the experience...in relationship matters, i mean.

hehe. gari, i think it'd remain the same. only, one can look at the case as having more 'substance', i guess.

8:31 PM  
Blogger kuya said...

tseepap! can i connect this post to ia's tag on my eng'g cafe board? three years na bang kasama si octagirl?

nakalimutan ko na ibig sabihin ng tseepap?!

9:18 PM  
Blogger Corsarius said...

naz, well...i think! ;) three years? di pa naman...

tseepap came from chipop, which came from cheepuff, which came from...i think you know it by now. hint: pizza hut.

10:52 PM  
Anonymous hera said...

this is the first time i've been tagged. it's going to be fun. hehe.

baby talk, eh? ;) that's sweet.

2:08 PM  
Blogger ZELMARQ said...

i like game, hope u could tag me also....thanks in advance...

2:54 PM  
Blogger Corsarius said...

really, hera? then it's my honor to be one who tagged you. for some people baby talk is hogwash and a waste of good saliva, but yes, it can be sweet. basta hindi sumobra! ;)

zelmarq, for you i'll be making an exception to the tag's rules...if you're ready, then you're tagged!

8:05 PM  
Blogger yayam said...

wow. you answered the survey in a very creative and humorous way! :D

i already got tagged a long time ago. :)

8:51 PM  
Blogger vylia said...

it's very creative! it made me laugh a lot...

11:37 PM  
Blogger Corsarius said...

thanks, yayam! argh, i'm really late when it comes to these memes, hehe..

vylia, i'm happy it made you happy. thank you very much!

1:03 AM  
Blogger claudzki said...

haha...okie!
my 8's on blogger na rin :D

..so i can disappoint another guy :D

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Livika said...

Hi!

Yes! I am actually filipina, which is why I chose Luhaan, which I learned meant tearful, I am so happy that I was correct with that. :)

I don't have much time now, but I plan on catching up with your blog, and adding you.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Abaniko said...

height <= 5'5? then you're okay with 2'3? ;)

6:09 PM  
Blogger Corsarius said...

thanks, claudzki. you do that! serves 'em -- er, us males -- right ;)

whoa. that's great to hear, livika! :D it's always a happy day when i meet a filipino on the blogosphere. thanks. i'll be adding you, too.

abaniko -- you got me there. i've no excuses ;) i should have placed height >= 4'10'', too! hehe.

2:35 AM  

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